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Been a while... [Dec. 6th, 2007|01:59 pm]
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[Current Location |Pyrmont :/]
[Current Mood |annoyedannoyed]
[Current Music |Pennywise - Knocked Down]

So, apparently I haven't updated this thing for 91 weeks. I'm surprised I even remembered it existed. My bad.

Reading back through that shit I've realised that so much has changed, not at all limited to myself. The idea of landscaping quickly went down the drain. I don't even think I wanted to do that in the first place, just a permanent fix to a temporary problem of employment, perhaps.

And now I find myself halfway through a Diploma of Financial Services/Planning (never, ever take this course - it'll bore the shit out of you), sitting in American Express, being overworked and underpaid. It doesn't exactly suck, $700 a week couldn't possibly suck; even if it could be a little better.

I've realised recently that I've lost a lot of friends along the way, too, due to inactivity and apathy in my life as of late - All I do work, drink, sleep, repeat. Really not so bad, being drunk is great, but I don't get out enough, god damn it. The only times I do get out is on a Friday night when I escape the wrath of her at the pub with friends from work. And even then I haven't completely escaped her wrath. Constant phone calls, SMSs, etc.

And the god damn real estate hasn't gotten back to me yet. It's been like... three days, and still no response, damnit. Why is it so god damned hard to find a place to live? No one told me it would be this difficult, I feel ripped off. I wish I was 17 again living at home without having to worry about this sort of shit because it's making me extremely irritated, not to mention anxious about whether or not I ever will find a place to live; or continue living on Jake's couch. Not that that's a problem, but there's a complete lack of room to move, and more often than not I'm the only person around to talk to. And when you begin to talk to yourself as a means of intelligent conversation, it tends to get a bit worrying, doesn't it? Are you crazy, or do you just not like anyone? Or is nobody worth talking to? Maybe I'm the problem. /selfdeprecation.

Is there anybody else's couch I can live on for a little while?

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Lame. [Mar. 8th, 2006|10:04 am]
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[Current Mood |anxiousanxious]
[Current Music |Maudlin Of The Well - Gleam In Ranks (yay for mp3 players!)]

Holy shit I forgot this thing existed. Well, not really, it's just been sitting in the back of my mind for like ... the past year.

And, in the past year, my life has been the same as it was before. Not interesting.

Right now ... I'm at... dun dun dunnnnnn Mission Employment. You wouldn't know what that is unless you're Australian I guess, but whatever. It's a place where they force you to find a job. I just lost another job, which is laaaaaaaame.

I've made lots of friends recently, it's great. And I also now have a MySpace. Which I've had for a while now I've just neglected to post anything on LiveJournal because I've been too preoccupied with sex, masturbation, smoking and drinking.

zoooooooom

Touch it, baby.
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Whoa. [Sep. 17th, 2005|01:09 am]
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[Current Mood |excitedexcited]
[Current Music |Vlad Tepes - Raven's Hike]

Long time, no update.

I'm still alive and kicking. Just barely, at least. Hah!

I really would try to update more often, but my life just isn't that interesting as of yet. I'll try to recap to the best of my ability!

I ran into that Sarah girl the other week, the one who lynched me for my number. Yeah. She seems a bit of a moron. What 20 year old in their right mind would really like me? "james i realy like u and wud like to do sumfin wit u 1 day, like c a movie or sumfin. ps i think ur cute" was the SMS I got from her just recently. She has annoying voice, too.

Yeah, that's all there is to recant on. Not to worry, though.

I've been doing a lot of thinking lately... and I finally like, decided. Absolutely decided that I wanttttt to do landscapiiiiiiing! Not a very metal job but it's something I'm actually interested in. The only downside is that I'd have to go to TAFE again and do a course in landscaping and horticulture and memorise all these strange, Latin plant names and blahhhhh. Thinking about it, it really isn't that interesting, but for some odd reason it's something I'm really, really keen on.

And for that reason, I've just finished writing up a new, better resume for sending to peooooople. It shall be grand!

SOON, I WILL BE AN APPRENTICE LANDSCAPER!
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lol [Aug. 6th, 2005|01:46 am]
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[Current Mood |boredbored]
[Current Music |Norma Jean - Liarsenic: Creating A Universe Of Discourse]

Children Of Bodom covers Britney Spears.

http://s120908865.onlinehome.us/mp3s/bodom/i_did_it_again.mp3
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(no subject) [Aug. 1st, 2005|09:27 am]
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[Current Mood |pissed offpissed off]
[Current Music |HAHA MUSIC LOL I HAVE NO MUSIC]

"Yes, James, we'll get it fixed for you on Monday. We'll take it into town with us and get it all done, no problem,"

What's lying on the loungeroom floor when I walk out here this morning? My fucking computer. I bet it was my fucking dad's idea, too. Yeah, fuck you too, dad.

Meanwhile, I'm not even allowed to fucking breathe near this cunt of a computer that belongs my dad.

And now my parents will be angry because I smashed a coffee mug on the ground and there's no cigarettes. >:(
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(no subject) [Jul. 29th, 2005|02:03 pm]
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[Current Mood |boredbored]
[Current Music |Donnie Darko.]

Computer needs new case! Rejoice! Dunno when I'll be getting it. Had to get my dad's computer repaired too. :/

I am so bored without my fucking music, and I've watched Donnie Darko 14 times in the past week. :(
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(no subject) [Jul. 26th, 2005|12:47 am]
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[Current Mood |annoyedannoyed]
[Current Music |Some E-Town Concrete on Headbanger's Ball.]

Okay, so now both computers are royally fucked. This one (dad's) is ROYALLY fucked, moreso than my own. It keeps giving me some error bullshit about Windows Explorer being gay and terminating. Constantly. All the AntiVirus programs that we have can't remove it no matter how many times I try.

Now mum's going to lose all the movies she downloaded for my little sister as well as her music and some backed up DVDs, aswell as photos of my latest sister in the hospital the moment she was born.

The only solution is to completelyformat it in the morning.

And who's going to get the blame? Me. Who knows, maybe I'll just end up with a black eye when my dad finds out. Heh.
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(no subject) [Jul. 24th, 2005|12:21 am]
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[Current Mood |pessimisticpessimistic]
[Current Music |Anathema - Release]

Computer is royally fucked. Shant be updating until I get a new one and/or fix my current one. Not that I ever updated much, anyway. But that's not the point.

Anyway........yeah

Kazuum.

(Oh yeah, if you're Aaron or Lizz, call me somestage. Preferably my mobile. :/)

OH YEAH, Aaron, keep my DII account active motherfucker. You know the password.
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(no subject) [Jul. 18th, 2005|03:24 pm]
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[Current Mood |melancholymelancholy]
[Current Music |My Dying Bride - Crown Of Sympathy]

They say if you look good, you feel good.

They fucking lied.

I feel like shit.

On top of it all, I've had about two and a half hours of sleep. I've had a constantly raging headache since yesterday afternoon, and I think I'm getting the flu.

Huzzah, I guess.

Back to looking for a job, I guess.

Any job's a good job, James.
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(no subject) [Jul. 18th, 2005|01:05 am]
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[Current Mood |crushedcrushed]
[Current Music |Katatonia - Evidence]

Shit sucks.

:(
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